Tuesday, November 4, 2008

48% Fat Free

Okay, so I often have random trains of thought and I had one the other day that I thought was kind of funny, so I'll share it.

1. I smell onions. Not surprising because we had roast on Sunday and the smell of the cut onion lingers for some time.

2. We still have one onion left because I want to add onion to a salad I'll be making to bring to dinner at some friends' house.

3. I should write that dinner on the calendar so we don't forget.

4. I wonder what we'll have for dinner tonight? Maybe we'll have that new soup we got from Costco.

5. It's Healthy Choice soup, so it's probably 96% fat free. But it's probably still good.

6. I wonder what percentage of the pepperoni I ate last night was fat free. It was probably more fat than not.

7. Wouldn't that be funny if that put that on the package? 48% Fat Free Pepperoni! They would be sure to sell a lot more with that.

8. What about stuff in the middle? Cheetos, 76% fat free. Snickers, 60% fat free. etc...

9. How did I start thinking about this?

3 comments:

David-Gisela said...

Hahaha! I needed a good laugh.

Jenn said...

I don't know but snickers sounds really good right now!

Lehi 37th Ward said...

dude you're hilarious! i'm so glad for you and your baby and the fat free thoughts...you make me laugh! i love you! --becca